Your pet is one of the few beings in life that is bound to crack you up and keep you in a good mood every time your eyes meet. This is even truer when your furry creature is given a funny name.
Regardless of how large and mighty, or short and tiny, your pet may be, your dog is a creature that deserves a fun title that brings a smile to everyone (including his) faces.
Comedy is a funny thing. With so many genres and styles that tickle individual fancies, but we’ve still tried to cover all bases with different styles and themes of funny. We’ve got names based on gender, size, and stature, different languages like Italian, different countries like Mexico, the list goes on! But don’t go anywhere until you have a read of our favorite punny and human names. We are sure you’ll find something that leaves you in stitches.
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Funny Female & Girl Dog Names
- Mama
- Bertha
- Twinkle Toes
- Whoopi
- Nacho
- Kitty
- Fifi
- Pickles
- Foofoo
- Mrs. Fluffington
- Olga
- Puddin’
- Aphrodite
- Miss Piggy
- Skittles
- Ladybug
- Miss Furbulous
- Gertie
- Professor Wagglesworth
Funny Male & Boy Dog Names
- Tater
- Bacon
- Mr. Muggles
- Bingo
- Waffles
- Sushi
- Buckaroo
- Alfred von Wigglebottom
- Deputy Dawg
- Wiggles
- Waldo
- Cheeto
- Chomp
- Cookie Monster
- Barkley
Funny Names for Little & Small Dogs
There’s nothing like seeing a tiny dust mite of a pup with a massive personality and name to go with it. If you’ve got a sweet little treat, try some of these names on for size.
- T. rex
- Tank
- Terminator
- Charger
- Boss
- Thor
- Tortellini
- King Kong
- Dozer
- T-Bone
- Brutus
- Duke
- Chompers
- King
- Tank
- Cujo
- Queenie
Funny & Cute Names for Big Dogs
Usually, big dogs are not described by the word cute, by anyone other than you of course. What if you gave your big dog a cute name that made you laugh all the time? It’d be worth it for sure!
- Custard
- Squirt
- Hobbit
- Frito
- Jellybean
- Spaghetti
- Hotdog
- Mittens
- Peewee
- Gumdrop
- Cupcake
- Tinker
- Smidgen
- Buttons
- Peanut
- Stewie
- Spud
Funny Fat Dog Names
You may not know how big your puppy will be when he reaches adulthood, but certain breeds are always going to be pudgier than others. Celebrate the chunk with one of our favorite funny fat dog names below.
- Roly Poly
- Tank
- Tubby
- Fat Tony
- Dumpling
- Jumbo
- Beefy
- Wobbles
- Tubbs
- Shrek
- Buddha
- Heffalump
- Butterball
- Blimpie
- Pumba
- Biggie Smalls
Funny Names for Black Dogs
Naming dogs for their coat color is super popular, but finding a second theme (like funny) can sometimes be hard. These are our favorite funny names for black dogs, though they will work on a dog of any color.
- Porkchop
- Tarmac
- Beans
- Ninja
- Ashy
- Burner
- Burrito
- Meatball
- Cheeseburger
- Guiness
Funny Pun or Punny Dog Names
- Arf Vader
- Winston Furchill
- Bark E. Bark
- Black Labbath
- Snarls Barkley
- Woof Blitzer
- Anderson Pooper
- Salvador Dogi
- Jabba the Mutt
- Woof Bader Ginsberg
- Queen Elizabark
- John Bone Jovi
- Hairy Paw-ter
- Benedict Cumberbark
- Albus Puppledore
Funny Human Names for Dogs
Imagine being at the dog park and hearing someone call over their dog “Steven.” It’d be hard not to burst into laughter, but maybe you and your pal could be the ones generating the laughs. Take a peek at our favorite human names for dogs.
- Michael
- Ashley
- Steve
- Peter
- Steven
- Karen
- Gary
- Jeff
- Hillary
- Jessica
- Linda
Funny Names for Dogs from Movies
The list of comedy movies is endless, as are the characters. So we haven’t even bothered diving in. Here’s our scratch of the surface for some of the top funny dog names inspired by movies.
- Cher
- Goldmember
- Deadpool
- Monty
- Harry
- Austin
- Zoolander
- Lebowski
- Lloyd
- Borat
- Goofy
- Brick
- Hooch
- Marley
- Roxbury
- Fantana
- Ricky Bobby
Finding the Right Funny Name for Your Dog
Have you had a chuckle? How about a few? We hope, if nothing else, you’re smiling. There are so many things to think about when you name your pet, but the one thing you should always remember is to have fun. What better way to have fun with naming your dog than naming him a funny one!
If you are still feeling down in the dumps and need some more inspiration, take a peek at the dog names lists below. We’ve got plenty more where these came from!
- 100+ Names for your Dog Inspired by Disney
- The Best Preppy Names for your Dog
- 100+ Hawaiian Dog Names
Feature Image Credit: Ezzolo, Shutterstock
